mr. zilla goes to town

Monday, May 02, 2005

desperate whitehouse wives

What do you do when you're the leader of the free world and your keystone domestic agenda to dismantle social security is going to pot, the body bags from Iraq and Afghanistan are still coming home, and your approval rating is at its lowest ebb in your glorious five year reign?

Call in Karl Rove. Powwow with the strategists and speechwriters. Explicate your vision with diamond clarity. Triangulate the heavy media artillery onto your target demographics, congressional districts, likely voters, swing voters and floater voters.

And then have your lovely wife Laura stand up in a White House dinner and make jokes about how she visits strip clubs, isn't getting any, and how you once gave a horse a hand job.

Absolute genius. And like the horse, I bet the democrats never saw it coming.


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