mr. zilla goes to town

Thursday, April 06, 2006

"Bush was right"

Bush was right,
Cheney was right,
Condi was right,
You were right,
The right was right!

Watch out Bono, you've got some competition - soon these guys will be travelling the world, standing up for the enfranchised, sponsoring troubled CEOs, and campaigning against the existence of dastardly minimum wage laws, labour standards and environmental protections. Can you imagine how popular the Baghdad leg (and arm and leg and arm and torso and head, if you can find them all) of the album tour will be!


  • You sent me a completely impenetrable text last night, were you stoned? Again?

    By Blogger The Capgras Delusion, at 11:25 am  

  • This from a man who texts me at midnight, slobbering over a bunch of women who've put their fertility on the line in order to look like walnuts?

    At long last, sir, as they say.

    By Blogger mister z, at 2:19 pm  

  • Female bodybuilders are ATHELETES, I'll have you know. They are also technically men, in all but karyotype, but let's gloss over that one.

    By Blogger The Capgras Delusion, at 3:21 pm  

  • Athletes, competing in Athletic Competition, tend not to starve and dehydrate themselves for several days before the event. Nor can they get away with the amount of drugs these creatures are on.

    No my friend, these are not athletes. They are supermodels.

    By Blogger mister z, at 7:29 pm  

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